After rolling my eyes whenever I read the same trope in hundreds of novels, I solemnly swear never EVER to conveniently dispose of inconvenient characters via the tried and true, non-specific “car accident”. There are so many better ways to do it. Such as:
Inadvertent defenestration. Choking on a goldfish. Mauled by a litter of feral racoons. Necrotizing fasciitis. Erotic auto asphyxia. Expired gummi bears. Infected chihuahua bite. Trusting the Devil. Armageddon.
Allll so much better than the tried and true “car accident”. Any more ideas? Lay them on me.
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Category: Random Thoughts